You have questions; I know you do.
You need advice; I know you do.
I'm writing a book; you know I am. me put the finishing touches on it; allow me to share with the world my wisdom.
Ask me a question, and chances are I'll answer it in my upcoming book (working title The Rules) and you'll be famous!

Submit your question via email to

Submitting a question constitutes permission to print your question, along with my answer, in the book.
You must be 18 or have someone (human) who is 18 or older submit the question for you.

I will try to answer all questions, but some may be edited out for space. It won't be personal, I assure you.
'Cause you kitties are tEh BeSt!!11!

Deadline for submission is March 20th!